No, not that guy.
This guy...
He technically is the same age as my dad.
He happens to be married. (But apparently these days that doesn't matter.)
I will be asleep for the duration of the date.
I may even wake up from said sleep and vomit all over him from nausea.
I am also planning to wear a sexy cotton backless gown.
And I will pay.
In 15 days I will be going under the knife for left ACL repair, for the third time.
Despite my date giving me a swollen and incredibly pained knee, he does give me some good drugs out of the deal. (But then again.. he prescribes, I pay.)
Until then, I'll ice my knee and pop ibuprofen like candy. It's like going on a carb-free diet before swimsuit season. (But then again.. I've never done that.)
Wish this gimp luck.
1 comment:
haha ok I was scared for a minute but then I kept reading.... OH OK
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