Okay, in all fairness, maybe I should expand upon my diet soda confession per yesterday's post.
It's not simply OK to just have three diet sodas during the 9-5 grind, but it's OK to start drinking said soda at 8am.
Right?
Makeshift energy boost. A coffee substitute. An extra filler from a small breakfast.
I'm not rationalizing; I'm not rationalizing.
(Now imagine me in red ruby slippers, clicking my heels together, and squeezing my eyes shut, but instead of holding a little yappy dog, a can of Diet Pepsi rests in my right hand death lock grip).
No medals of courage or fresh beating hearts coming my way. But seeing that I am not a talking lion, nor do I have a body made up of rusty tin, I think I will be just fine.
Can one of three, down.
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